The horror… The horror.

Seems like there’s a lot of it around, these days. From pandemics and war to corruption, lies and the death of truth, it’s hard not to feel like we’re watching the end of the world in real time, while (as a popular meme says) somehow still having to go to work.
Welcome to the apocalypse.


The Missions:

Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Cubism: August 14-28, 2025

The Mission: Try your hand at Cubism - Create Cubist art in the medium of your choice depicting people and/or objects from multiple perspectives in a single, abstract image…

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Cootie Catcher: August 7-14, 2025

The Mission: Make a “cootie catcher” fortune teller. Find a way to pick your numbers or other choices at random (online randomizer, dice, pieces of paper in a hat, whatever) and use the cootie catcher to make an actual decision for you this week. Submit a photo of your catcher, along with proof of or a short story about how the decision impacted your week…

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Homemade Ice Cream: July 31-August 7, 2025

The Mission: It’s summertime, and it’s been ridiculously hot where I live, so we’re going to stretch the definition of “art” this week. Make your own, unique, homemade ice cream flavor. Submit photos of the process and the final product, as well as your review of how you thought it turned out…

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Colorize It: July 24-31, 2025

The Mission: Find an old black and white photo - your own or from elsewhere - and add color to it in a way that makes it come alive…

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Cemetery Story: July 17-24, 2025

The Mission: Take a walk (literal or virtual) through a cemetery and write a fictional story, poem, or ballad about someone buried there…

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Fix the Funny Papers: June 26-July 3, 2025

The Mission: Replace the text in a comic strip with different text of your own. Or, do the opposite and keep the text from a comic strip, but replace the drawings with ones of your own. Bonus points if you do both…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Household Pattern Art: June 19-26, 2025

The Mission: Find objects in your house that have interesting patterns or textures. Take photos of those patterns and use them (print and cut them out, assemble digitally, whatever) to create a collage, landscape, or other piece of art…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Commencement Speech: May 29-June 19, 2025

The Mission: Pretend you’ve been given the honor of delivering the commencement address to a class of graduating high school or college seniors. Write part or all of your speech, giving them your best advice for the world ahead of them…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Inanimotion: May 22-29, 2025

The Mission: Arrange inanimate objects (furniture, office supplies, food, whatever) and photograph them in a way that conveys a sense of emotion…

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Portrait of a Stranger: May 15-22, 2025

The Mission: Sketch, paint, or otherwise depict the likeness of a stranger you see out in the world this week. Up to you whether you get their permission or do it surreptitiously…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Mother’s Day Kid Craft: May 8-15, 2025

The Mission: Pretend you’re back in elementary school, and create a crafty Mother’s Day gift to give to or to honor your mom. We’re talkin’ hand prints in clay, macaroni art, paper plate flowers, etc. The cheesier the better…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Here Lies: April 17-24, 2025

The Mission: Poetry month continues. This week, write at least three poems as epitaphs for people’s tombstones, starting each with “Here lies ___”…

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Cinquain: April 10-17, 2025

The Mission: Continuing with National Poetry Month, this week’s assignment is to write a cinquain poem about April or springtime. A cinquain is a five-line poem consisting of twenty-two syllables: two in the first line, then four, then six, then eight, and then two syllables again in the last line…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Found Poetry from Lyrics: April 3-10, 2025

The Mission: For National Poetry Month, we’ll do a take on “Found Poetry.” Create a poem using some of your favorite lines from songs. Arrange those quoted lyrics to create your own poetry. You can add other words as needed to make it make sense, but the fewer extra words, the better. If you want to provide a list of where each line came from, that’s great!…

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