The horror… The horror.

Seems like there’s a lot of it around, these days. From pandemics and war to corruption, lies and the death of truth, it’s hard not to feel like we’re watching the end of the world in real time, while (as a popular meme says) somehow still having to go to work.
Welcome to the apocalypse.


The Missions:

Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Artpocalypse Pledge: March 5-12, 2026

The Mission: Using any artistic medium you like, make a pledge to yourself that you will continue to find ways to be creative. Show and/or tell us how you will make your own Artpocalypse part of your life going forward…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Fingerpaint Escapism: February 19-26, 2026

The Mission: If you’re feeling like I am this week, you are a.) not enjoying being an adult and b.) needing a break from reality. Let’s try to address both issues with this week’s assignment: Embrace your childhood by fingerpainting a scene that feels like an escape. Be as literal or as abstract as you like, and use actual fingerpaints or some other viscous substance as your paint, as long as your hands are your brushes…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

S-ain’t Valentine’s Day: February 12-19, 2026

The Mission: Write a song or poem to or about a former love - not one you’re with now, but someone you used to date, be married to, have a crush on, have a fling with, love, like, lust after, etc. Doesn’t have to be hateful, resentful, or antagonistic (but certainly can be) - just has to be about a certain someone from your past.…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Olympic Pictograms: February 5-12, 2026

The Mission: Every Olympic host develops a set of pictograms representing the various sports. Usually, they are similar in style to the host city’s Olympic logo or borrow elements from it. You can see examples of this year’s set about 3/4 of the way down this page here. For this assignment, pick an Olympic sport (or a few of them) and develop your own pictogram for it, ideally tying it in some way to a city of your choosing…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Yorgos Pitch: January 29-February 5, 2026

The Mission: Oscar nominations came out recently, and Yorgos Lanthimos has another movie in his signature, shall we say, “unique” style nominated for best picture. This week, write a pitch for a movie (essentially a synopsis of the plot) in the style of Yorgos. If you’re not familiar with (or don’t care for) him, choose another director to emulate in your pitch and let us know who it is…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Snowpocalypse: January 22-29, 2026

The Mission: With most of us in the path of Winter Storm Fern, this week’s assignment is to make art from snow. We’ll keep this wide open - sculptures made of snow, snow men, art made IN snow, snow melted to use in inks… whatever you like…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Blue Collar Poetry: January 15-22, 2026

The Mission: In honor of one of our very own Artpocalypsers, who will be celebrating her new published collection of poetry at a book launch held on this assignment’s due date: Write a poem from the perspective of a blue collar worker - about their life, some aspect of their job, or a related subject. Bonus points if your poem helps elicit a distinct sense of place…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Caricature: January 8-15, 2026

The Mission: Draw a caricature of someone - a person you know, a celebrity, someone you see in a magazine - whatever. Submit your caricature and a photo of what the person actually looks like…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Burn List: December 18, 2025-January 8, 2026

The Mission: We’re all busy during the holidays, so we’ll take three weeks instead of one for this assignment. Make a list of things you want to leave behind in the new year. Tangible, intangible, behaviors, thoughts, habits, people, whatever. Decorate that list in some artistic way. Burn the list, and scatter its ashes to the wind. Feel cleansed (whether you believe in this kind of thing or not) and ready to start fresh…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Sedari Christmas: December 4-18, 2025

The Mission: Write a short, humorous essay (in the style of David Sedaris or your own favorite humorist) about some part of Christmas or the holiday season…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

True Thanksgiving: November 20-December 4, 2025

The Mission: Since the next submission day would fall on a holiday, we’ll extend this assignment to be due the week after. People tend to romanticize the holidays. For this assignment, draw or otherwise create a picture that more accurately depicts how your Thanksgiving goes…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

The Art of Relaxation: November 6-20, 2025

The Mission: Take time to relax this week, even if it’s only for a few minutes. Create art of any type you like, somehow born out of your relaxation - inspired by it, related to it, about it, caused by it, whatever…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Rocktober: October 9-16, 2025

The Mission: Paint a rock or rocks with a design of your choice. Leave them in a public place where someone will find them…

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Michael Colvin Michael Colvin

Autumnal Playlist: October 2-9, 2025

The Mission: It’s playlist time again! This week, put together a playlist of songs that feel like Autumn to you and share it for the rest of us to listen to…

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